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Cuatro Caminos: Music

UFO Saloon

(Cuatro Caminos)
So I was riding across the desert
Pitch black in the middle of the night
Riding my horse over the plains
Off in the distance I see a big shiny light
I hear this big thumping noise funny sounding music
So I figure I better go check it out
Probably the local town I can step into the saloon and have a drink

So I walk into the saloon
Only this didn’t look like no ordinary saloon to me though
A lotta flashing lights
There's a band in the corner
A guy playing accordion a guy playing harmonica another guy playing washtub
So I go up to the bartender and say 'Give me 3 shots of whiskey and a nuclear margarita
What kind of saloon is this anyway'
'Well partner, this is a genuine, one-of-a-kind psychedelic saloon'
What in the sam hill is a psychedelic saloon
He didn’t say anything he just handed me my drinks
So I sat down on the stool had a couple shots started sipping off my nuclear margarita

So these guys were just going off in the corner
Guy with the washtub, he he ha ha eh he say whahoo damn that shit was good man
All of a sudden
Bass starts booming walls start shaking ground started shaking underneath me
Im surrounded by these freaky beautiful women
And they're all shaking their booty
And Im starting to feel really dizzy
I look out the window and I realize the saloon it's hovering
We're 300 feet in the air
So I ask the bartender
'What in tarnation, what kind of saloon is this?!?'